We love Arkansas!! We have been here almost 6 years now and cannot think of a better place to raise our family! But many folks love to POKE FUN at our state. So laugh along with us as you read these jokes! And send us one of your own if you have one!!
Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Arkansas State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
A: I-40.
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Two Arkansasians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
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A Arkansasian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Q: Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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Q: What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Taken from website as below:
http://web.utk.edu/~srsutton/laughs/arjokes.htm
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
A: I-40.
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Two Arkansasians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
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A Arkansasian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Q: Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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Q: What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Taken from website as below:
http://web.utk.edu/~srsutton/laughs/arjokes.htm
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